23 7 / 2014

  • 1: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • 2: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

23 7 / 2014

the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

(via agentrodgers)

23 7 / 2014

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(Source: freddifish, via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via uncontrolledexperiment)

23 7 / 2014

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

(Source: quazza, via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

(via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

image

Senior Year:

image

(via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

(via jade-spoke)

23 7 / 2014

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

(via jade-spoke)